I tried chewing tobacco for the first time. It was DISGUSTING. I had a huge wad of it in my lip (bigger than normal), and the texture of it was more like someone else had chewed it first. Vomit. And I about did. I was gagging, and eventually couldn't take it anymore and spit it out-- in the sink, of all places. My friend, Evan, was there (who is a chewer in real life), and he wanted me to "hide the evidence"...from what or whom, I'm not sure. Apparently he could have gotten in trouble.
Later on, I opened up the fridge, turned around, and was apparently about to pee in it. But I didn't.
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